What's For Dinner

When the Christmas budget has been completely blown and your refrigerator looks like:

And a dinner of pickles, eggs, cool-whip, A1, and lemon juice is not appealing, and the mystery painted bowl full of leftovers is too much of a gamble,

Although perhaps not your first choice, you decide to play it a little safer and go with the pantry.
And Stephen, you should be proud of me, neither gallon of milk is expired.