Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Asthma Strikes Again

Hawkins woke up from his nap with some breathing difficulty.  After giving him treatments at 4:30 and 6:30, I decided to call the after hours nurse at the pediatrician's office.  She instructed us to monitor him at 8:30 and if he required another breathing treatment, we should go to the hospital.

8:30 came and he was not any better.  He and I loaded up and headed off to Methodist Urgent Care.  When we got there, his pulse ox, best as I could tell (because they never tell you what the numbers are) was lingering between 93-94.  (Above 95 is where they want to see it.)

They gave him a breathing treatment there along with some oxygen.  His numbers were temporarily better but he was still laboring to breathe.  So much so that you could make out nearly every rib each time he breathed in.  (This is called pulling.)  They wanted to x-ray him to look for pneumonia.

X-Ray?  Okay.  No problem.  Wrong!  I carried him into the radiology room where the lady informs me that we must use "the pigg-o-stat".  I nodded as if I knew what the heck she was talking about.  Then she pointed to a modernized mid-evil torture contraption device.  My half grin immediately turned to fear.  Suspecting that I might bolt through the door and head for the car at any moment, she tried to convince me.  "Since he is so young, we must set him in this to capture a clear film."  "Oh!" I replied.  "The last time we were here, I just hugged him tightly.  Any way we can just do that?"  She rejected my attempt to resolve the situation in a win-win fashion.

In the box he went.  Obviously, you can tell that this kid is not Hawkins because you would know that my child is screaming, red-faced, and crying profusely.  I had to step behind the wall while she snapped pictures.  He was screaming for me like I had betrayed his trust.  Like I had left him in a pit of alligators and went to get ice cream.  I kept talking calmly to him, trying to re-assure him.  I would wave at him everytime I could peek around the corner to see him.  His little fingers dangled out of the top and he would sweetly wave at me through all the screaming.  That was arguably the longest 5 minutes of my life.

We returned to our room.  His pulse ox (again, from what I could tell) was now hovering around 94-95 but he was still "pulling" really hard to breathe.  The nurse came in to tell me that he was going to get an I.V. with some fluids and also a steroid that would work faster than any other form of medication they could give him.  At this point, I knew we were heading for the hospital.  I declined.  I knew an I.V. meant we would have to travel by ambulance.  The doctor came in to talk to me.  She explained that he definitely had pneumonia on the lower right side and he is not safe to transport, except by ambulance.

Since I have been through this with him twice before, I felt like I had experience to make an informed decision with.  I still declined the ambulance and explained that I would be happy to sign whatever papers necessary.  That's when her tone changed.  She began to speak as though Hawkins was about to die and I was taking a serious gamble with his life.  Then they scurried me out of the door.  "They're expecting you.  I've already spoken with the ER doctor.  Goodnight."

Hawkins and I stopped by home to pick up my (most important) breast pump, a few snacks, and a change of clothes.  We've never been sent to the hospital and not admitted.  Also, I was waiting until after midnight to arrive in efforts to avoid being charged for a full day that only had 30 minutes left in it.

When we arrived at the E.R. shortly after midnight, they had no idea who we were.  (Thought they were expecting us.)  The triage nurse took his vitals.  Pulse/ox 97.  Seriously?!  I was relieved to see such a number but then wondered what in the world that minor med doctor was talking about.  We've never had to wait in the E.R. before.  The two other times we have been through this, his pulse/ox has been low enough that we immediately got a bed.  Well, tonight, he looked like a perfectly healthy kid = wait in the waiting room like everyone else.

It's never a good sign when you've been sitting in the waiting room for two hours and they have not called a single person back the whole time you've been there.  And as you listen to all the sick-ies around you, you begin to wonder if you are going to leave sicker than when you arrived.  Hawkins slept on me for a good three hours.  By 4:00 am, I was spent and he was wide awake.  I had been up since 1:00 am the night before.  I sat him in a chair beside me.  He watched Chuggington while I contorted my body in such a way to allow me some shut eye.  Twenty minutes later, "Hawkins Schwartz!  Hawkins Schwartz!"

Long story short.  He did not have pneumonia.  It was a bad film.  Hmmm.  Thought medieval torture device was to produce clear film?  Oxygen was good enough that he just needed one breathing treatment.  He received a steroid shot and then we were healthy enough to go home.  We snuggled together on the bed and just as I dozed off to sleep, the nurse arrived with our discharge papers.

That is, after we stopped by the cafeteria to see if we could surprise Daddy with the best Philly Cheesesteak in Memphis for a hearty birthday breakfast.  Fail.  But we did get to see this awesome and beautiful rotating mosaic bird.


Monday, March 7, 2011

Check-Ups

Today I lumped Hawkins' 3 year check-up and Holt's 4 month check-up together.  I braved the visit by myself.  Imagine my relief when I found out only Holt was getting shots.

So what does every child look forward to at the doctor?  The sucker of course.  Hawkins started in early looking for that sucker.  We hadn't even gotten back to the room yet and he was asking about his sucker.

Hawkins was 37.25 inches and 32 pounds.  Both of which are in the 50th percentile.  Then it was Holt's turn to be weighed and measured.  If you missed them, his stats are here.  "I get a sucker now?"

They checked Hawk's blood pressure and we went to pee in a cup.  That was a new experience for me.  Usually, my husband is there with me and he takes the boys to the restroom.  I only splashed a little on me while trying to snatch the cup away while he was still in mid-stream.  "I get a sucker now?"

Next was finger pricking time.  He was reluctant to hand over a finger but was very brave through it all.  "I get a sucker now?"

Then, it was time to wait on Dr. Owen.  Are my kids the only ones who think the sink and bottle of soap are toys in the waiting room?  They incessantly wash their hands.


Holt found a super handsome baby to admire and play with.

Everyone got a great report.  Holt got 3 shots.  "I have sucker now?"

"Yes, Hawk.  You can get a sucker now."

Hayes-ism

Lately, the kids have breath bad enough in the mornings that you can almost see the green smoke billowing out of their mouths.  This, even despite the fact that I make them brush to a 2 minute timer.  So, I traded their bubblegum kiddie toothpaste with a mint flavored adult counterpart.

I announced that it was time to get pajamas on and brush their teeth.  Both boys disappeared to the back of the house.  Hayes, in his footed outer space pajamas, marched himself back in the living room.

"Mommy, I don't like the toothpaste.  It is too spicy!"

Huey-ism: Center of the Earth

I have shared before how grumpy Houston can be in the mornings.  (See this if you missed it.)  He always comes up with reasons why he lived somewhere else or how he was older or any other endless possibility to get him out of going to school.

Me:  <sweetly and lovingly>  Good morning, boys!  It's time for school.
Houston: <insert bad-ittude, grumpy face, ugly tone, etc.>  I wish I lived in the center of the Earth!  Then I wouldn't have to go to school.
Me:  <sweet tone vanished>  Well, then you would be destroyed by molten lava.
Houston:  Nu uh.  I would wear a protective suit.
Me:  Sweetheart, not everything you see on T.V. is real.  Are you talking about the movie 'Journey to the Center of the Earth'?
He nodded.
Me:  It's not real.  The inside of the Earth is so hot that nothing could protect you.
Houston:  Then I want to move to Africa.
Me:  First of all, children in Africa beg for the education that you get.  The ones that get to go to school appreciate every minute of it.  Those that aren't as fortunate have to walk 10 miles round trip to fetch dirty drinking water for their family twice a day.  How's that sound?

He began dressing himself.  As I type this, I'm wishing that I had told him, in regards to moving to the center of the Earth, that even the little lava children go to school.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Hawk's 3 for 3

This year for Hawkins' birthday, we decided to do something different.  We opted for a more low-key approach to celebration as opposed to the huge shin-digs that we usually put on.  We didn't spend half a day decorating an elaborate cake and another half day transforming our home with a theme nor spend two days cleaning the house for a bunch of guests.

The result ended with three separate "get-togethers".

February 28th (his real birthday)
Birthday #1 with the 6 of us
We all headed to Incredible Pizza Company for an evening filled with pizza, games, rides, tickets, and ice cream.


I left the camera behind.  So, cell phone pics are the best we've got.  We returned home for cake and presents.

When Hawkins was done opening his presents from us, Houston asked, "Um, is that all?  Or is there a really big surprise?"
March 3rd
Birthday #2 at Grandma and Grandpa's


The suspense of the presents was killing Hayes.
And a rice krispie treat and chocolate milk for a birthday treat.

March 5th
Birthday #3 at Grammy & Papaw's

He wasn't sure what to think.  But it didn't take him long to figure it out.


I'd say he had an excellent birthday (or three)-- even if he is only 9 months old.  (Leap Day baby joke)

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Road Rash

Oh yeah!  Wish I could say it was from a gnarly trick that he learned to do on his bike.  But unfortunately, it was because his shoes always look like this:
Running to the bus stop + Un-tied shoes = Major boo boo

And since he was running to the bus stop, he couldn't even come home for a comforting hug or band-aid.  I had to send him on to the bus stop as to not miss the bus.

Adam and I are on him constantly about keeping his shoes tied.  We've even considered sending him to school without shoes on so he will appreciate his shoes more.  Perhaps this little lesson, though slightly more painful, doesn't hurt as much and will still re-iterate the point.

Hawkins' Britches

Don't watch the video if you are in a place that requires discretion.  Hawkins omits the all important 'R' in an attempt to say britches.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...